What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are ghosts always single?