What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?