What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What game do bats excel at?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?