What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?