Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
It's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?