What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
When do astronauts eat?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?