What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Can February March?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?