What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?