Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?