Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's a henway?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?