Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the mirror cross the road?