What type of barrel breaks easily?
A Cracker Barrel™.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do crabs never give to charity?