Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Because there are lots of fans.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
It's Crowded!
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How are mountains able to see?
What school subject really rocks?
What is the most adorable season?