Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Because there are lots of fans.
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why are cars magic?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did electricity win the race?
Why was the spider so smart?