What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Did you know about April 1st?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where does food go to take a nap?