What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?