What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's E.T. short for?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?