What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?