What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?