What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's the most athletic footwear?