What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do religious school children practice sports?