What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which family member has tusks?