What's a decade's favorite sport?
Tennis.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's the opposite of irony?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?