What's a decade's favorite sport?
Tennis.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do cows always add to their salad?