What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why don't ants get sick?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How do you organize a space party?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?