What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
Where does a camper keep his money?
How does dinner smell?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the cat start laughing?