What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What nationality are most fish?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's the most expensive plate in church?