Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?