Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the frog starve?