Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's the politest month?
Families are like fudge.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
I broke my finger!