Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What condiment has wings?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?