Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Which big cat loves to drive?