Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
Which tree can't stop crying?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?