Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do elves learn in school?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the most expensive plate in church?