Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
How do you compliment a cat?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do bees buzz?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?