Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why are grandkids so great?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do ants go to eat?
How do bears keep cool?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?