Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How does a barber get to work?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the most determined bird?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?