I broke my finger!
I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What words make the best athletes?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which animal will never go bald?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What food is a man's best friend?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?