Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why is the beach so confident?
How do frogs get to work?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?