Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's the loudest sport?