Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How does a cow do math?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What name sounds like the past tense?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?