What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
When do astronauts eat?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?