What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where does cheese invest its money?