What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?