What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the broom late for school?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?