What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are turtles so shy?