What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What are you studying in math?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?