What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
What do trees keep as a pet?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?