What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?