What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?