Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?