Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?