Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What car can't keep a secret?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the sick chicken say?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What part of a football field is never the same?