How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How can you make 7 even?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?