How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?