How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What day is your mom always right?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How do automobiles fly?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?