What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?