What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why was the cow afraid?