What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?