What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How did the toad die?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?