What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why are cars magic?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do they call pastors in Germany?