How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?