How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?