How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do insects learn at school?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?