Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do mice need oiling?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What fairy loves to count?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What makes music in your hair?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?