Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?