Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was the math book sad?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where do tough ducks come from?