Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Ray Romano.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the frog starve?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What shape has a knighthood?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?