Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Ray Romano.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do bees chew?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What condiment has wings?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?