Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?