Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's the slowest 5k?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?