Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Leonardo DiCAPrio.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?