How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
There's a spring in people's step.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How is life like toilet paper?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which is the worst season?