Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?