Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do bears keep cool?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
When does a horse talk?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?