Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?