Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
Where do frogs keep their money?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What time does everyone love to drink?