What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?