What happens when a frog's car dies?
He has it toad.
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which insect makes the best father?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?