What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?