What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What did autumn say to summer?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?