What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?