What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the dog overweight?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?