What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?