What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?