What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What table can you never sit at?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which animals make the best football players?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?