Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What birds make average students?