Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
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What table can you never sit at?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
When do cows get tired?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?