Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was the broom late for school?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?