Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How do hurricanes see?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How long will dinner be?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?