What do you call siblings who love math?
Algebros.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which cats love to be petted?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do sheep say when they're in love?