What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?