What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What animal loves Indian food?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?