Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
It's Crowded!
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is the best Christmas present ever?