Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which insect makes the best father?