Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the noisiest food?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?