Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Surprise!!!!
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?