What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quacker Jacks.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What does an attorney say when getting married?