What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
It's Crowded!
Why do rhinos charge?
When does a horse talk?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?