What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of water does an angel like?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?