What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the foal cough?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where would you find an elephant?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What does the sun drink out of?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?