What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the bread do on vacation?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why are ghosts always single?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Can February March?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What day is your mom always right?