What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
License to Krill.
What nationality are most fish?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the fish blush?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What kind of bird can write?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?