What's the richest basketball team?
The Denver Nuggets®!
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do horses reside?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What table can you never sit at?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?