What's the richest basketball team?
The Denver Nuggets®!
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do trees keep as a pet?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?