What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How was the wedding?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's the politest month?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How do hurricanes see?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why does the orange always lose in races?