What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?