What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?