What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which cats love to be petted?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?