What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
When do astronauts eat?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?