What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?