What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
A soap opera.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a forklift?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do bees chew?
Why are winter days great?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do sheep say when they're in love?