Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
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What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?