Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
When do mice play every day?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?