Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where do books sleep?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?