What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?