What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How do bees get to school?
Why is grass so dangerous?