What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why do plants hate algebra?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?