Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why is a computer so smart?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?