Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How does NASA organize a company party?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a smelly horse?