Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?