Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which singer could always break a five?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?