What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How do you arrest a pig?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Can February March?