What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?