What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's a priest's favorite food?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?