What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's the loudest sport?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?