Bears love exotic cars.
Their favorite is a fur-arri.
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do snowmen get information?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?